You grew up in a different ..............

A college student at a recent Carolina football
 game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to
 him, saying it was impossible for their generation
 to understand his.  "You grew up in a different
 world," the student said loud enough for the whole
 crowd to hear.

 "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel,
 man has walked on the Moon, our spaceships have
 visited Mars, we even have  nuclear energy,
 electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
 processing  and, uh "

 Taking advantage of a pause in the student's
 litany, the geezer said, "You're right.   We didn't
 have those things when we were young; so we invented
 them, you little shit!    Now what the hell are you
 doing for the next generation??"