Relax and get used to the idea.....

 

 

 

Andrew goes into a restaurant with his wife.

The waiter approaches the  table and asks for their order.

"I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil," he says.

"But sir, what about the mad cow?!" asks the waiter.

"Oh," answers Andrew, "she'll order for herself."

 

 

 

 

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."