Powered By Blogger

quinta-feira, 24 de fevereiro de 2011

Puppies For Sale .........






A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.

As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the Eyes of a little boy.

"Mister", he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."

"Well", said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look."

"Sure", said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle, Here, Dolly! he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.

As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared; this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one", the little boy said, pointing to the runt.

The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself To a specially made shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."

The world is full of people who need someone who understands.
Are you there for them? 













quarta-feira, 23 de fevereiro de 2011

Have a seat..... relax....





A Birth Certificate shows that we were born 
A Death Certificate shows that we died
 
Pictures show that we live!
 
Have a seat.  
Relax . . . 
click on albuns then pick the set you want to see [first]






sábado, 19 de fevereiro de 2011

Please don't mix these up ................





Dear God,

 
my prayer for 2011 is for a
fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don't mix these up
like you did last year.
AMEN!!!






terça-feira, 15 de fevereiro de 2011

a true friend............

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
 
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
 
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
 
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
 
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
 
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
 
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.   I don't want to catch whatever you have.
 
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
 
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.  "Why?" you may ask?   Because you are my friend .
 

Friendship is like peeing your pants:
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.