Chinese numerology and Feng Shui for 2011.

This year we are going to experience four unusual dates: 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11, and that's not all; take the last two digits of the year you were born and the age you will be this year and the result will add up to 111 for everyone!!!!

This is the year of MONEY. Also, this year, October will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays & 5 Saturdays. This happens only once every 823 years.

These particular years are known as Moneybag years.

The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends, money will appear in the next four days, as is explained in the Chinese feng shui. Those who don't continue the chain, won't receive. It's a mystery, but it's worth a try. Good luck to you. This only happens once in 800 years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=XKRj-T4l-e8&vq=large

VERY very good !!!!!!!!!

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It is good to remember the past but don’t let the past capture your future.
The greatest thing about life is that is moves ahead and never goes back.

Just remember when it moves ahead, a new beginning starts.

 

BRAIN workout............

      man
1. ------------
        board 

Ans. = man overboard 


Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.




      stand
2. ------------          
          i 

Ans. = I understand 

OK .  Got the drift ? 



Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? 


3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ 

Ans. = reading between the lines 

4. 

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself. 

5. cycle
   cycle
   cycle 

Ans. = tricycle 




Not easy to figure out ha! 

                          0
6.    ------------    
    M.D.    Ph.D. 

Ans. = two degrees below zero 

C'mon give it a little thought ! !



   7.     knee   
        -----------
          light 

Ans. = neon light 

( knee - on - light ) 





U can prove u r smart by getting this one.



         ground
8.      ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet 

Ans. = six feet underground 

Oh no, not again ! ! 



9. he's X himself 

Ans. = he's by himself 



Now u messing up big time. 

10. ecnalg 

Ans. = backward glance 




Not even close ! ! 

11. death ..... life 

Ans. = life after death 

 




Okay last chance .................... 

12. THINK 

Ans. = think big ! ! 



And the last one is real fun - - -



13. abababababababababababababababababababab... 

Ans. = long time no 'C'

Brain Exercise

abababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababab

ababab   =  ? 

 see    below

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Ans. = long time no 'C'

good music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eky88KYlC4Q

COOL !!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEH4Yum4nN4&feature=player_embedded

BAD lipreading..........

 

 

 

 

http://youtu.be/ehYoIKTsiV0

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chinese Wedding Night  A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets As her husband undresses in the darkness.
 
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. 

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. 

She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
 

'You want....... Garlic chicken wif snow peas?'

Sent by NASA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgTyiaDmytw&sns=fb

The American DREAM ........... !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2dmiAKxO0Y&feature=player_embedded

We teach some by what we say.
We teach more by what we are.
We teach most by what we do.

Everyone knows you - not by what you say or what you are.
They know you by what you do.

Very true.......

Ability is what you're capable of doing.

Motivation determines what you do.

Attitude determines how well you do it.

Not all thieves are stupid............

This gives us something to think about with all our new electronic technology. 
GPS 
A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially allotted to football fans. Things stolen from the car included a garage door remote control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the dashboard. 
When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen. The thieves had used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used the garage remote control to open the garage door and gain entry to the house. The thieves knew the owners were at the football game, they knew what time the game was scheduled to finish and so they knew how much time they had to clean out the house. It would appear that they had brought a truck to empty the house of its contents.

Something to consider if you have a GPS - don't put your home address in it.. Put a nearby address (like a store or gas station) so you can still find your way home if you need to, but no one else would know where you live if your GPS were stolen.

MOBILE PHONES 
I never thought of this.......

This lady has now changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet... Etc...was stolen.
20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says 'Ireceived your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago.' When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn.The thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text 'hubby' in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.

Moral of the lesson: 
Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list.

Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc....

And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked through texts, CONFIRM by calling back.

Also, when you're being texted by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and friends' who text you..

*PLEASE PASS THIS ON

 

* I never thought about the above!
As of now, I no longer have 'home' listed on my cell phone. 

Success is ..........

Success is having the courage

to meet failure without being defeated.